Football is never right at 5.30. Now at just gone 3 I should be watching the first inquest by West Ham's defenders as to how they never noticed the great lumbering centre-forward in their midst. We should be informing Joey Barton not only that he should be in jail, butb which one is most appropriate for a violent scouse thug who's developed a sideline in psychobabble.
Instead, I shall wander downstairs to watch Sky Sports News and see how the various permutations of our possible result against the Barcodes will affect our place in the relegation positions.
All this and Strictly Come Dancing blocking the SkyPlus facility so there'll be no reviews. Mind you, I never watch games we lose that I record. Why cut yourself twice?
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